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"I think everyone who works with her, and everyone who brushes shoulders with her, or even makes eye contact with her, gets a shot of sunshine." - Andrew Garfield on Emma Stone

ichthyologee:

this is too real

ichthyologee:

this is too real

haezelsgus:

"I’m telling you," Isaac continued, “Augustus Waters talked so much that he’d interrupt you at his own funeral. And he was pretentious: Sweet Jesus Christ, that kid never took a piss without pondering the abundant metaphorical resonances of human waste production. And he was vain: I do not believe I have ever met a more physically attractive person who was more acutely aware of his own physical attractiveness.”

high school musical 2 (august 17th, 2007)

It’s summer, Ry. Everything changes.

uchibruh:

black—lamb:

beauty

themagconfam:

IVE BEEN CRYING SINCE THIS PICTURE WAS POSTED THX NICK

themagconfam:

IVE BEEN CRYING SINCE THIS PICTURE WAS POSTED THX NICK

I’ve realized this is my thing

gigadramon:

montypla:

gigadramon:

montypla:

gigadramon:

i’m sad ‘cause when i went swimming today the 5 foot part went all the way up to my eyes and i had to stand on my toes to breath 

i’m being discriminated against dangnabbit 

hahah you’re short

hahah i’m gonna stab you in the neck

If you can even reach my neck

image

here i come motherfucker

natured:

I get insanely uncomfortable when people have their own selfies as their phone wallpaper. 

toosmallortootall:

 [x]

trippiest:

what a beautiful day to not be in high school

At the grocery store

Woman: *on cellphone* Why am I leaving you? Why am I--I'll tell you why.
Woman: Here's why. You don't respect me.
Woman: You called me a whore in front of my children.
Me: *says nothing, but has a face like O.O*
Woman: You don't respect me. And you know, there some white chick here in the store, she walking, she heard me say that and she make a face.
Woman: Because even she know you a piece of shit.