What The Fuck Did I Just Watch For You: a memoir by a fan of actors with terrible filmographies
Friendly reminder that anyone born between 1985-1998 didn’t get their hogwarts letter because Voldemort’s ministry wiped out the record of muggleborns
getting older is scary can i stop
i’m cute as hell, which is incidentally where i came from
"Don’t take a nude pic if you’re a famous woman and don’t want it leaked."
"Don’t wear a hoodie if you don’t want to be mistaken for a criminal and shot."
"Don’t get drunk at a party if you don’t want to be sexually assaulted."
"Don’t argue with a cop if you don’t want to get killed."
"Don’t walk home by yourself if you don’t want to get raped."
Victim blaming 101: Everyone should live in fear from ever doing anything.
"I nominate Mona Lisa and the Girl with the Pearl Earring." [via]
WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD
Green is for things I understand, yellow is for “I’m working on it”, and red means I have no clue. I’m mostly using red.
sometimes i get sad because i don’t have a boyfriend but then i remember that time my 8yo niece told her mom that when she grows up she’ll be “single like samantha” and when she asked her why she said "because we don’t need men, we can do it on our own" so bottom line maybe you feel like a loser but someone is looking up to you
It’s so frustrating when you’re like the only person who can see how evil and sneaky someone is and everyone else is like blind to it
Some things you should remind yourself daily
- Your tummy is great
- You have really nice legs
- You have a really beautiful face
- Your hair looks rad
- You’re good enough
- Your body is 100% normal and acceptable.
- It’s yours and you should decorate it how you want
- You’re hella cute